Since the dawn of time, man has yearned to the destroy the sun… Well, now it’s pissed and we are all going to die.
Some jackass at NASA ruined our surprise death day party,
“Earth is bracing for a cosmic tsunami Tuesday night as tons of plasma from a massive solar flare head directly toward the planet. The Sun’s surface erupted early Sunday morning, shooting a wall of ionized atoms directly at Earth, scientists say. It is expected to create a geomagnetic storm and a spectacular light show — and it could pose a threat to satellites in orbit, as well.” -Some Jackass
The wave is expected to hit some time between 8/3 and 8/4.
In preparation I have sold my valuables and invested in delicious sunscreen. I’m drinking as much SPF 100 as I can before it hits. See you on the other side.





