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By Leto in News, Science, THE END IS NIGH!

Since the dawn of time, man has yearned to the destroy the sun… Well, now it’s pissed and we are all going to die.

Some jackass at NASA ruined our surprise death day party,

“Earth is bracing for a cosmic tsunami Tuesday night as tons of plasma from a massive solar flare head directly toward the planet. The Sun’s surface erupted early Sunday morning, shooting a wall of ionized atoms directly at Earth, scientists say. It is expected to create a geomagnetic storm and a spectacular light show — and it could pose a threat to satellites in orbit, as well.” -Some Jackass


The wave is expected to hit some time between 8/3 and 8/4.

In preparation I have sold my valuables and invested in delicious sunscreen. I’m drinking as much SPF 100 as I can before it hits. See you on the other side.

By Leto in Animals, Humor, Science Fiction, THE END IS NIGH!

the-end

In this first installment of our newest segment ‘The End is Nigh!” we explore new and exciting ways in which our doom can be brought upon us.

After years of scientists playing god in laboratories they have developed a Jedi bear.

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YouTube DirektWe are all going to die.

Upon closer inspection of the video, the bear’s carapace seems to be a new lightsaber resistant cortosis-neuranium alloy..

I think we can safely say,

THE END IS NIGH!

By Leto in Geek, News

So apparently the geeks over at Newsweek decided to have a bit of fun.

Navigate to www.newsweek.com and enter the Konami code!

For those that don’t know the Konami code….

↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A, ENTER

Just type it in (no commas) while clicked onto the site and enjoy the fun.
Thanks to Mallory for the find! FYI: I totally want you on my team when the Zombocalypse strikes!

Where Have I Been?!

June 14, 2010
By Leto in Brain, Computers, Science
Hack your life, not into pieces.. but for efficiency!

Hack your life, not into pieces.. but for efficiency!

As some of you may know, government spies and their alien allies have been modulating my brain in an attempt to stop my blogging.

After a long and heroic battle, I have repelled the neural invaders and am now prepared to get back to informing you (the plebeian masses) about the important crap what be on teh interwebz.

Click the image above to check out Lifehacker, a site that helps you do stuff with things and stuff.. seriously it’s good, go.

By Leto in Computers, Tech, Tech Tools

PDF files are a necessary evil in the computing world. They provide a means to share fully imaged and letter headed documents in a more secure way as well as provide a common file type that can be easily shared.

Having said this, I still hate the things. I used to groan and grumble when a work colleague or school chum would send me a PDF because I automatically assumed the worst. Inevitably when receiving a PDF I find the need to edit it, add a page or resave a copy. If you have ever entered the exciting world of PDF, then you have probably run headlong into a brick wall while attempting one of these tasks.

Worry no more! PDF-XChange Viewer is here to help! The fine minds at Tracker Software Products have developed the program and when you first use it you will be blown away. There is an amazing FREE version available on their site that will allow you to mark up, type on, add custom stamps to, comment on, export, and extract text from PDF files. These are just a few of the wide slew of features listed fully on the link above.

My two favorite added features are tabbed browsing (for multiple PDF files open at the same time) and the fact that when you close down the program then re-open it, it has saved your locations in the individual files.

The PRO version has some even greater features and is available for purchase at a reasonable fee.

Give it a shot, you have nothing to lose but your frustration.

Super Rad Program!

By Leto in Cartoon, Geek, Science, Science Fiction, Television, Uncategorized

No, I haven’t been recognized for my greatness by the entirety of the world.. No, certain unnamed people d-bags have not been forcibly pushed through a fine mesh screen..

But…

FUTURAMA IS COMING BACK TO TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I KNOW RIGHT?! I’m SO Stoked right now!

For those of you that were not aware, Fox Series Futurama is the best effing cartoon ever made. If you like South Park, The Simpsons, or Family Guy.. then you will be blown away by how many times Futurama could lap it around the awesome track. Ok, I admit that metaphor was a bit confusing… Umm..

For those who are more mathematically minded:

Futurama > Every other TV show ever in the history of ever… E. V. E. R. !!!!!!

EDIT: Ya, I know the news is old but someone reminded me today and I got all excited again.. Eff your couch dirty..

By Leto in Fail, Humor, Pop-Culture, Sex

I ran across a pretty great post on www.CollegeHumor.com that describes random internet pictures via audio in a swedishy kinda robot voice.

BE AWARE: Inappropriate pictures of superheroes with erections, scantily clad ladies and F-bombs may be present.

Please enjoy…

By Leto in Geek, Science, Tech

The Human-Computer Interaction Institute’s nerd cave has produced a pretty awesome way to use vibration running through skin and bone as a user interface. Pair it with a pico projector and the possibilities are extensive.

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Now if they can get it to work with a Nintendo 64 so I can play Mariokart.. that would be awesome!

By Leto in Economy, Holidays

All you happy couples sicken me..

*This post was NOT sponsored by Hallmark.

Star Trek is Dirty..

February 10, 2010
By Leto in Humor, Pop-Culture, Science Fiction, Sex, Television

The following can definitely be construed as NSFW (Not Safe for Work).

Star Trek clips taken out of context ~>

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Data dropping the s-bomb made my day.