Bill Withers – Ain’t No Sunshine
B.B. King – The Thrill is Gone
Huey Lewis and the News – I Want a New Drug
The surgical time removal blog.
Bill Withers – Ain’t No Sunshine
B.B. King – The Thrill is Gone
Huey Lewis and the News – I Want a New Drug

So this lovely young gentlemagal added me to her circle on Google+. Lets verify the legitimacy with a closer look.
- 3 Different names, 2 masculine, 1 feminine
- Gender listed as female, declares hermself a ’sports man’ in the introduction
- “My game cycling” .. wtf.. apparently he-she plays cycling for ‘Super College’
Summation:
Seems legit.
Further good news, Jenifer/Amir knows some Nigerians that want to give me a bunch of money.

(Stolen from shitty cell phone cap of the superbowl ad)
Remember this? I challenge you to find this logo on the internet.. seriously..
It seems Motorola finally realized their $800 monster kind of sent out the evil nazi ninja vibe with its never-run-through-hr logo.
Government LOCKDOWN baby. Conspiracy abounds!
Bob: Isn’t this is a bit too close to a swastika Jim?
Jim: Nah man, it is like a cool X dude, X is edgy still.
Bob: I really think we should run this by someone.
Jim: … **Nazi-ninja shuriken to Bob’s throat**
Bob: **Gurgle**
…
On second thought, I don’t ever remember seeing this logo.. really..
In fairness, I applaud Motorola for finally fixing this, but the shady way they did it was definitely worth commenting upon.
Remember, no matter how bad life gets.. At least you aren’t this guy…
This fine example of humanity got stuck in a toilet trying to retrieve his phone.. Good thing Japanese people have Seppuku..
This is what I’m thinking when I watch one of you lesser primates blindly bashing your computer keyboard with your hairy knuckles.
Since the dawn of time, man has yearned to the destroy the sun… Well, now it’s pissed and we are all going to die.
Some jackass at NASA ruined our surprise death day party,
“Earth is bracing for a cosmic tsunami Tuesday night as tons of plasma from a massive solar flare head directly toward the planet. The Sun’s surface erupted early Sunday morning, shooting a wall of ionized atoms directly at Earth, scientists say. It is expected to create a geomagnetic storm and a spectacular light show — and it could pose a threat to satellites in orbit, as well.” -Some Jackass
The wave is expected to hit some time between 8/3 and 8/4.
In preparation I have sold my valuables and invested in delicious sunscreen. I’m drinking as much SPF 100 as I can before it hits. See you on the other side.

In this first installment of our newest segment ‘The End is Nigh!” we explore new and exciting ways in which our doom can be brought upon us.
After years of scientists playing god in laboratories they have developed a Jedi bear.
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YouTube DirektWe are all going to die.
Upon closer inspection of the video, the bear’s carapace seems to be a new lightsaber resistant cortosis-neuranium alloy..
I think we can safely say,
THE END IS NIGH!
So apparently the geeks over at Newsweek decided to have a bit of fun.
Navigate to www.newsweek.com and enter the Konami code!
For those that don’t know the Konami code….
↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A, ENTER
Just type it in (no commas) while clicked onto the site and enjoy the fun.
Thanks to Mallory for the find! FYI: I totally want you on my team when the Zombocalypse strikes!
As some of you may know, government spies and their alien allies have been modulating my brain in an attempt to stop my blogging.
After a long and heroic battle, I have repelled the neural invaders and am now prepared to get back to informing you (the plebeian masses) about the important crap what be on teh interwebz.
Click the image above to check out Lifehacker, a site that helps you do stuff with things and stuff.. seriously it’s good, go.
PDF files are a necessary evil in the computing world. They provide a means to share fully imaged and letter headed documents in a more secure way as well as provide a common file type that can be easily shared.
Having said this, I still hate the things. I used to groan and grumble when a work colleague or school chum would send me a PDF because I automatically assumed the worst. Inevitably when receiving a PDF I find the need to edit it, add a page or resave a copy. If you have ever entered the exciting world of PDF, then you have probably run headlong into a brick wall while attempting one of these tasks.
Worry no more! PDF-XChange Viewer is here to help! The fine minds at Tracker Software Products have developed the program and when you first use it you will be blown away. There is an amazing FREE version available on their site that will allow you to mark up, type on, add custom stamps to, comment on, export, and extract text from PDF files. These are just a few of the wide slew of features listed fully on the link above.
My two favorite added features are tabbed browsing (for multiple PDF files open at the same time) and the fact that when you close down the program then re-open it, it has saved your locations in the individual files.
The PRO version has some even greater features and is available for purchase at a reasonable fee.
Give it a shot, you have nothing to lose but your frustration.
